The world of why are you even here?

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

Damn you Astrid!

Rules:

1) Always post rules

2) Answer the Qs the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones

3) Tag 11 and link them to this post

4) Tell them

Questions :

if you could instantly learn any language, which would you choose?

Probably Japanese or Russian actually, Japanese for the anime/japanese shit and russian so I can actually speak to people in dota…
what was your favourite show as a child?

Probably MacGyver or Stargate SG1 (Richard Dean Anderson ftw!)
what animal are you the most afraid of?

Probably some species of Jellyfish actually
how much do you know about homestuck?

It starts in some kids room
you can get the answer to any question in the world, what do you ask?


FAVOURITE BIRD?

The Inca Tern, I mean LOOK AT THAT MUSTACHE 
the worst pun you can think of?

One could say potato puns are… Apeeling! ehhh, ehhhhh? no? awww
favourite pokemon type?

Psychic 
favourite literary character(s) ?

no clue
favourite flower?

uuhhhh
if you could get one video game for free (you get the console too if you dont already own it) what game would you get?

Dark souls 2 I guess

My questions:

  1. How dare you tag me?
  2. What were you thinking when you tagged me?
  3. What even is this?
  4. Are these even real questions?
  5. What would you rather be; an owl for a day  and then die a horrible death or a mice and live for many years to come?
  6. What question should I add here?
  7. Do you have a kink blog, and if you do, link it here (huehuehue)
  8. I’m to stupid to make questions sooo; favorite animal that is not an owl
  9. what insect do you hate the most?(remember, spiders and such aren’t insects)
  10. What’s the answer to life?
  11. 3+3*3-3+3?

I tag :

Spookyleluke

I have so many friends

eerieearthling:

This particular moment in Star Trek is actually quite important. A lot of people don’t realise that understanding something is not the same as approving of something. This particular episode (A Taste of Armageddon) had a civilization where war was fought on computers instead of on the battlefield and instead of people dying in combat they would send the calculated amount of “casualities” into a camp to die. Kirk is outraged completely by this and rightly should be, but Spock is not so overtly disapproving. He understands why they might think their solution is better for their civilization and takes the time to think about why they are doing it. Even though he can understand why, he still believes it is wrong for them to be doing it. 

There is a separation between understanding something and  approving of something that a lot of people seem to miss. 

monkeysky:

drsonic1:

krobats:

yoshis10:

krobats:

joyisnothere:

krobats:

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rest in peace you fucking onion fairy

are you fucking kidding me?! this movie made my heart wither and die and you call fuckin celebi a fuckin onion fairy?

rest in peace you fucking onion fairy

No.
Celebi is not an onion fairy.

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that’s not even celebi’s real species you dog shit

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Mars is the only known planet solely inhabited by robots.
by wallysaruman (via spaceexp)

agito666:

this is gold

Reblog for Team Mudkip
what do u do other than dota 2 , and drawing?

agito666:

watch movie, read hentai … :v

It’s like looking at myself :o

coalgirls:

when i die bury me inside the hentai store

Cross out everything you’ve ever done:

  • Had a beer
  • Smoked an entire cigarette
  • Written on a bathroom wall.
  • Read a George Orwell book. 
  • Been in a physical fight
  • Used Twitter.
  • Listened to Lady Gaga
  • Been in a car accident.
  • Gotten suspended.
  • Gotten expelled.
  • Been allergic to something.
  • Got a computer virus.
  • Touched a real gun. 
  • Had a dog.
  • Had a cat
  • Been pregnant.
  • Camped out
  • Swam in the ocean.
  • Wore a bikini
  • Driven a car
  • Been sent to the principal.
  • Ever liked someone.
  • Failed a class.
  • Failed a test.
  • Went to summer school.
  • Got worse than a D
  • Got A’s and B’s.
  • Read an entire book.
  • Recorded my own music.
  • Had an xbox
  • Worn heels more than 3 days in a row. 
  • Wore fishnets.
  • Wore skinny jeans.
  • Hated someone.  idk??
  • Been cheated on.
  • Cheated on someone.
  • Practiced Christianity. 
  • Worn makeup.
  • Lied to my parents about where I was going.
  • Had surgery.
  • Had my license.
  • Self harmed.
  • Worn coloured contacts.
  • Painted my nails black.
  • Broken someone’s heart. 
  • Had my heart broken.
  • Cried for an hour straight
  • Lost something very valuable.
  • Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.
  • Broken a bone.
  • Gotten stung by a bee.
  • Eaten something bad/expired.
  • Threw up from being so drunk.
  • Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
  • Danced with someone of the same sex.
  • Owned an ipod
  • Owned an iphone.
  • Fell for a best friend.
  • Stole a friend’s significant other.
  • Went far away from home for more than a week.
  • Moved out.
  • Ran away.
  • Had a job.
  • Been fired.
  • Lied to a friend.
  • Lied to a family member.
  • Had a Facebook.
  • Posted a video on Youtube.
  • Started a rumor about someone. 
  • Talked bad about someone
  • Deliberately failed a test.
  • Been skinny dipping.
  • Counted to a million.
  • Counted to a thousand.
  • Ate rabbit meat.
  • Ate duck meat.
  • Had fast food.
  • Been to Church.
  • Been to Canada.
  • Been married.
  • Had a divorce.
  • Broke a glass
  • Hugged someone today.
  • Texted someone today.
  • Received a phone call today.
  • Threw something out of the window.
  • Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
  • Wished you were somebody else.
  • Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
  • Been to a concert
  • Seen your favourite band live
  • Met a celebrity.  (by “met” I mean that I auditioned for a tv show and she was the host)
  • Met your favourite band
  • Own more than 10 CD’s 

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn


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